Water for Elephants: A Novel

Have you ever wondered if you need to pay tax on gambling winnings in Ireland? Well, let me tell you a story that might make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot.

It all began when I was working at the circus. I was minding my own business, just like any other day, when I overheard the ringmaster talking about business indemnity insurance.

Now, let me tell you, that is a topic that can make any circus performer break out in a cold sweat. But not me. I was determined to understand the ins and outs of it all.

One day, as I was sitting with Rosie, the elephant, I wondered if breastfeeding in public is legal in the US. I mean, we were all just trying to survive and get by, so why should something as natural as that be a cause for a legal debate?

As I pondered this, I also questioned whether car loan interest is tax deductible in 2020. I mean, I was all for finding ways to save money, and if that meant getting a tax break, then sign me up!

But enough about taxes and legalities. Let’s talk about something more exciting – like the Legal Sea Foods menu. After a long day of performing, there’s nothing better than a good meal to lift your spirits.

Speaking of performing, have you ever heard about the APFT DA Form 705? It’s a fitness test that had us all sweating bullets, but it was also a way to prove that we were worthy of being part of the circus.

As the days went by, I also learned about the legalities of national lottery syndicate agreements in the UK, the importance of mandatory rules of law in international commercial arbitration, and even OHL roster rules.

But perhaps the most perplexing question I had was about the legality of fish wheels. I mean, who would have thought that something as simple as catching fish could have so many legal implications?

As I look back on those days at the circus, I can’t help but laugh at the absurdity of it all. But one thing’s for sure – it was definitely a wild ride, filled with unexpected twists and turns.